The act of getting completely bloto and going up to randos and engaging them in conversation.
Let's have another couple of stiff ones before we go to the pub, want to do some serious pissed bothering tonight!
Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.
(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)
Driver: "poop n piss!"
extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.
Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.
This is that type of piss that comes out post-ejaculation, especially after the hardest nut, and is normally cloudy and slightly whitey yellow in colour.
Person 1: Bro I just had the biggest Nutty Piss
Person 2: Damn lemme see that
Alright you know how some people shit themselves and its called ass hash, well while reading that i came up with piss dish its when you piss yourself while being strapped on to a kitchen table and eating a plate of whatever the fuck you decided to eat.
"One day my friend called me and he said he got ass hashed i was like dude i just pissed dish my girl not to long ago." piss dish-straped onto a kitchen table eating whatever u decide to eat
When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.
SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.
SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!
When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.
Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!