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Mid-life crisis,

1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.

Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.

by diamondmanizzle3 August 5, 2013

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Drop out of life

This is like wanting to drop out of school except you want to drop about of life. This is caused my excessive stress caused by school work home work or just some dumb shit you did. Basically you want to disappear.

Bro this teacher got me messed up with all this homework she giving us. Bro i'm about to drop out of life.

Dude i did the most embarrassing thing yesterday i want to drop out of life.

by LIVINGMYLIFELIKEEEEEEE January 7, 2019

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argument against life

a trivial inconvenience or negligibly unfavorable circumstance.

in the name of our lord and savior, this fucking song is an argument against life!

by kagus christ December 3, 2004

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Roblox Prison Life

a motherfucker.

Roblox Prison Life sucks.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 9, 2021

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Living the life of Reiley

An easy and pleasant life.

After I get my big raise in June, I'll be living the life of Reiley.

by Nellie-C February 3, 2012

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love of your life

The love of your life is when you can’t stop loving that person and there your other half.you can’t live without them no matter what happens. They don’t always have to love you back but you have to love them with all your heart!

He’s the love of your life

by Your Typical gay boy May 22, 2018

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Half life 2

In my opinion, the best game ever. sure, its not as exciting as having a horde of zombies run and attack you like in l4d2, but it has good graphics, good gameplay, really superb storyline, and really good AI and whatnot. many mods were created off of this game such as garrysmod and half life:riot act. most people compare it to halo 2 because they think that because they dont own one of them makes the one they do own the best. half life 2 also has a online deathmatch, called half life 2 deathmatch. the game starts off with the main charecter, gorden freeman, waking on a bus. he then goes around kicking things asses and then takes a stunstick to the face, then leading to him and alyx vance meeting. and then, to sum it up, a ton of storyline and shooting at aliens. im not going to tell you because you should have or be planning to own this game.

person one: did you get half life 2 yet?
person two: no.
gorden freeman: *proceeds to kick person two's ass.*

by whatsfordinner63 October 27, 2010

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