1% Heather

While 99% of Heathers are fun and pretty and whatnot, 1% of them have weird red mullet things and moles. They never stop talking and are quite annoying.

Man, this 1% Heather is really annoying.

Rainbow Caking#1

spoiling a suprise by bringing up that suprise in conversation because youre inatentive or are a b***.

we should make a rainbow cake for you guys. (and that is after you walk in with one for them)Rainbow Caking#1

0 for 1

leaving the stage, being not interested

0 for 1 to go the that club

top 1 ww

when your the best at a game world wide

Joe-bro im top 1 ww(world wide)
John- nah wdym your a random and your ass

easy as 1, 2, 3

Easy As 1, 2, 3: going to get a drink, after the name of a speakeasy in northern Michigan.

How’re you getting through the new administration? Easy as 1, 2, 3!

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."