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The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.
"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."
When you go to play roulette at the casino, and the spinner is a total douche at spinning the ball.
Jim: "do you know that tall blonde guy at the casino"
Bill: "yeah hes a a total douche spinner"
1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.
2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"
2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.
Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!
"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.
I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.