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Another name for Valentines Day, hoping you would get choochie if you give her chocolate.
Hey Steve it's Chocolate for Choochie Day, if you give me chocolate, I'll give you choochie. Sara!
When you cover your dick in chocolate so women will give you blow jobs
I had a Chocolate Dinkleberg for dessert ;)
When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.
Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.
When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
Got some dick in bum last night, slipped my boy the chocolate trespass.
A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.
Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
The kid received an optionable chocolate browser this Sunday, and he kept eating it until it became an optionabillity-covered-theme browser.