Fuck anyone without it being weird day
Homie 1: yo bro its september 1
Homie 2: fym
Homie 1: we can fuck without being judged
Homie 2: cmere 🥵🥵🥵
national jungkook day🫶🏻
JUNGKOOKS BDAY
( BTS )
“ oh it’s september 1st jungkooks bday.”
September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere
Man it’s September 1 can’t believe I have to get fucked today
September 1 is the day emotional and sensitive people are born
They cry ALOT over the smallest things
For example
September 1 is not a good day.........it’s a emotional day for the sensitive and emotional people
National mums a bitch day today is September 1 which means your mum can be a bitch to who ever she wants no matter what
Sarah: my mum is being such a bitch today
Chloe: it’s September 1
Sarah: oh fuck
An amazing person who I love so much and who understands me
You are just like 1..l0v3...fr0gz ! Amazing, kind, handsome, and unique !
The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron