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You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.
"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"
A banana split and banana float together.
Yo it’s so hot out ima go get a banana sploat.
Well to make it plain and simple no one knows what this entity is but eating this sad combination will make you sad but don’t worry it’s temporary… kind of. You see it’s addictive mixture makes you feel addicted to this substance and trust me a lot of research have done research but they are now addicted to the combination.
Jimmy bill Bob: HE YOU WANT TO EAT BANANA FUDGE AND CRACKERS
Devin: no I am already addicted to lean
Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.
It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.
Cumming on a girls right shoulder and then left shoulder whilst singing the national anthem.
Mate, pulled an absolute blinder lastnight. Got involved with a bit o banana knighting with two birds. Forgot the words to the national anthem though. Cheeky.
you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas
a word made by my bsf, meaning that ur a gay mf 😍
shutup u bendy banana