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Commonly known as the, "me when" rule. Also known as the "me when I" rule or quite simply the "when" rule. Popularized by pictures and videos turned into meme templates where people try to relate to them on a personal level or personal experiences. "Me when" interjections have become common in normal conversations involving avid meme enjoyers. Can be used in a comedic, non-comedic, or anti-comedic manner.
Friend 1: Aw man I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 2: Me when I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 1: Why do you always have to say that it's annoying me.
Friend 2: Bro, rule 6157.
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: When you don't know what rule 6157 is.
Friend 1: Fuck off.
When in an orgy don't cross dicks with another guy
Mary was keen on a 3sum but remember buddy Ghostbusters rules, no crossing the streams
Saying something isn't that bad means that they it is exactly that bad.
Guy 1: Bro, your girl is gross.
Guy 2: Come on man, she's not that bad.
Guy 1: Not that bad rule bro, she is that bad.
Girl 1: Try this sandwich
Girl 2: That thing looks disgusting. I'm not eating that
Girl 1: Come on it doesn't look that bad.
Girl 2: Not that bad rule bitch I wouldn't feed it to my dog.
A conversational rule mandating that each negative statement regarding something's aspect must be accompanied by a positive statement regarding that same thing. This is to avoid being perceived as bitchy.
"I really hate this burger. However, according to the Chinatsu rule, at least they did throw ketchup, mustard, and even cheese on it."
When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.
When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.
You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.
Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.
Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron