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A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.
Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!
When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...
"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"
"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"
A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...
The towering mountain of cold yummy goodness that makes you feel better after a crappy day!
Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.
When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.
John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!
Got some dick in bum last night, slipped my boy the chocolate trespass.
A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.
Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0