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When it is really easy for the girl to cum.
Dude I was with this chick last night and she was a one flick chick,
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the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis
i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio
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1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis
Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.
I think that's a penis.
No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.
Oh OK.
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when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out
i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out
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A secret code used among theatre kids, especially in gym class. It is used as a method for detecting and recognizing fellow musical lovers.
Gym Teacher: I'm going to count off by fours. All the ones go stand to the right."
Theatre kid #1: "One..."
Theatre kid #2: "...singular sensation!!!!!!!"
Theatre kid #1: "Thank God, someone who understands me!"
Theatre kid #2: "One (singular sensation) never fails."
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Anyone that was of the opinion that everything was OK with the US under the unrepentant Bush administration, but suddenly the day after Obama's inauguration (1-21) government was too big, taxes too high and all was wrong with the government.
Rush Limbaugh and Republicans supporting Bush and his cronies and exhorting us to blindly support "The President" but now blame President Obama for all of the country's ills and want him to fail. Classic one-twenty-oner mentality.
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A phrase commonly used by annoying swines who play fortnite, used in scenarios where the player they have damaged has been brushed with a bullet but they insist they are low
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