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December 18th its National slap your siblings day whether you have one sibling or 5 and your parents can get mad about it!
Mom:WHY DID YOU SLAP *insert siblings name*
Child: It's December 18th, National slap your siblings day
Mom: What-
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Slap ass but a whole year of slapping whoever’s ass
You can slap someone’s ass for a year Slap ass Year 2020-2021
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Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.
theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.
On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend
Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend
e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
On the 18th of November is slap your classmates day, it’s a free pass to slap your class mates without getting into trouble!
“Today is the 18th of November! That means it’s national slap your classmates day! I can finally slap Jake with out getting into trouble for it”
Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
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April 10th is the national slap a ginger on her ass day
hey its the national slap a ginger on her ass day
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