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The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
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Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
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An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.
People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.
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When someone says something so stupid they have to explain it and yet still nobody understands it, that's known as a "Warren O' doherty Moment"
Warren: you have a face like a lizard
Me: what?
Warren: your face looks like a lizard because of your eyes.
Me: what? God that's such a Warren O' Doherty Moment .
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Another term for Douche Bag.
Brian's a bag o' douche juice for crapping out on us last night. The guy can't hold his own.
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When a woman has had so many kids that her stomache is no longer capable of forming abs. Instead there are multiple bulges in the stomache.
Damn Meghan! If you have any more kids you'll form a six pack o babies.
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Another way of saying Black 'n Out.
I'm trying to conduct the B&O rail road tonight. WOO WOO
Damn carl, you must of had one crazy ride on the B&O rail road last night.
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A lesbians favorite fast food restaurant.
Sally licked her lips as she enjoyed a quick meal from Chick Fil a she o.
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