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A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.
I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.
A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.
Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!
When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...
"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"
"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"
A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...
The towering mountain of cold yummy goodness that makes you feel better after a crappy day!
Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.
When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.
John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!
A racial slur for black people, can be altered for any race
YOU CHOCOLATE MILKIE, GET OFF MY LAWN