A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.
Owen Jones is such a wet weed!
Tacho WalletWet LettuceSausage Wallet
After watching Fifty shades of Grey her vagina was like a wet trench
When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream
Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!
Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.
David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta
Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?
The fetish of watching a collared and leashed girl pull on the leash from behind her. Having the leash rub against her pussy until she squirts.
“I hired a whore last night to have her wet leash her self. Man was it worth it.
the hottest part of the body often becomes more liquid after seeing something hot
becky got a wet forehead when she saw that good fussy