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A letter that is used way too often in Kalennian (my personal conlang).

For those weirded out, Kalennian is a constructed language developed by me in April 2023 during middle school. It utilizes 26 affixes to modify its various parts of speech, functioning as both a personal language and an auxiliary language in my fictional universe set in the United States, employing the Latin script and my constructed abugida Skrivalan, featuring subject-verb-object sentence structure, noun declension for number, verb inflection for tense, adjective declension for mood, and pronoun declension for mood and possessiveness, with its lexicon containing loanwords from 13 languages and priori words.

Did you get any of that? Probably not, since you think conlangs are "useless"

Gilâ ân instâs noski lyo yonlâvisga? (Why should this example be necessary?)

Œ€„ ´ ‰fiˇflÁ‡¨°ˆ·Ø‚∏ Å€Í Î Ïfi˝flÓ‡Ô°·Ò‚∏ ¸€˛ Ç ◊fiıfl˜‡Â°

Damn, you might have reached peak boredom.

Like, are you actually ok?

WHO IN THE DOUBLE FUCK TYPES THIS SHIT OUT oh wait nvm
You have reached god tier boredom. You can tell your friends that you're better than them now.

Go on.
You've earned it.

Judge: The juror will now plead his case against the accusations of the mass slaughter of over five-hundred people.
Defendant: Œ€„ ´ ‰fiˇflÁ‡¨°ˆ·Ø‚∏ Å€Í Î Ïfi˝flÓ‡Ô°·Ò‚∏ ¸€˛ Ç ◊fiıfl˜‡Â°
*Judge slumps over with blood oozing out of her empty eyesockets along with everyone else in the room*
*Defendant smiles, ˜Ø„ˆ˜˝ ˇÓÅˇ ÓˆÍ ÂÅÍÍ Â¨‰Î´‰Í „ˆÒÒ Çؘˇˆ˜¨´ Ó´ ˆÍ ˇÓ´ ϨÇˆ˜˝ ˝ØÎ ØÏ ˇÓˆÍ ∏ˆˇˆÒ´Í „Øˇ‰ÒÎ"