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On december 17 the most assholes are born.
Person 1: Yo when are you born
Person 2: December 17
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: What something wrong with that you dickhead?
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people born on this date are HELLA sexy, if they are male most likely they have a massive (and I mean MASSIVE cock)
and if they are girls, woooowweeeee they got some CAKE ill tell you that
Hot girl Uno: Did you see big man Dolph over there
Hot girl Dos: Yeah you know he's born on December 17 right
Hot girl Uno: ooohhh realllyyyy
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Today is no sus day
For the day you may not use the word sus, suspect, suspiciously and suspicious
I’m watching to make you don’t say sus ඞ
especially Gabriel >:(.
Boy 1: sus
Boy 2: can’t say that it’s December 17!
Boy 1: oh right :(.
“Hey is that Camden? It’s December 17, let’s give him top!”
National Kurdistan flag day! My region’s national day! I’m Kurdish, and I really love Kurdistan (because yeah, I'm Kurdish) and it’s made me quite sad nobody has seemed to acknowledge my region’s national day. Due to that, I’ve decided to write this definition! I genuinely treat it like an Independence Day, like July 1st for example. So yeah, a little reminder that today is my region’s national day! :)
Person 1: Hello! I’m so happy that it’s finally December 17.
Person 2: Why? Isn’t it just another ordinary day?
Person 1: Nope, it’s December 17! National Kurdistan flag day! I’m Kurdish, so it’s kind of like my region’s Independence Day! It hasn’t gotten independent though.
Person 2: Alright! I’ll mark this day on my Calendar :)
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December 17 is tell your teacher something nice at 11:00 am and laugh at 12:00 for no reason.
Student:It’s 11:00 of December 17
Student:hey miss you look sexy
Student:it’s 12:00
Student: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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For crazy ass gang related smoke weed all day females who will shoot yo ass
Quan: dang whos that why she act like that?
Reese: cause she a December 17 baby
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