*2

When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.

John, my phone is not working.
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"

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On a 2

When explaining your actions concerning K/D spread in a video game. Happens when your kill count is twice your death count.

"Dude you were rubbish."
"You say that but i was on a 2 for the first half of the game and then I fell apart."

2 On

To be drunk and high at the same time. Also known as being cross faded.

"Man i was 2 on at that party Saturday.
"I love to get 2 on"

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2 on

This saying was made popular by the song "2 on" from the R&B singer Tinashe. According to Tinashe, "2 on" means "getting a little too hype, or a little too buzzed, or just feeling a little TOO good".

This party is awesome! I'm 2 on.

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<2

Almost as strong as love... but not quite.

Rose: I <3 you!
Ted: I <2 you
Rose: :'(

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2

The word that my 8th grade ELA teacher says awfully petite for some reason when she does a silent countdown.

"Silent in 5, 4, 3, ²!, 1"

2

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+2

-noun.
1) Used to refer to a woman's acquisition of fake mammory glands, which are at least 2 cup sizes larger than the cup size she previously maintained.

1) Holy S%$#t! Where did she score those +2s?
2) Her +2s dont make up for the fact that she's dead behind the eyes.
3) Because she has +2s she has never had to pay for an alcoholic beverage.

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