<2

Almost as strong as love... but not quite.

Rose: I <3 you!
Ted: I <2 you
Rose: :'(

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2

The word that my 8th grade ELA teacher says awfully petite for some reason when she does a silent countdown.

"Silent in 5, 4, 3, ²!, 1"

2

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+2

-noun.
1) Used to refer to a woman's acquisition of fake mammory glands, which are at least 2 cup sizes larger than the cup size she previously maintained.

1) Holy S%$#t! Where did she score those +2s?
2) Her +2s dont make up for the fact that she's dead behind the eyes.
3) Because she has +2s she has never had to pay for an alcoholic beverage.

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-2

A number used to describe a woman who's looks fail the general 1-10 test.

In addition: A woman labeled a -2 more than likely is packing a ball sack which has the ability to retract away inside the body.

"On a scale of 1 to 10... -2"

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at a 2

For keeping something on a down low/ not wanting anyone to know your business.

Sam: girl didn't you and Jacob used to talk
Tiffany: yeah girl, but we gone keep that at a 2.

2!

2! means "hi" in Vietnamese.

A: 2!
B: Hello!

#2

also known as number two

means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).

note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"

cf. #1 or number one

Joe: I gotta go to the can
Jill: #1?
Joe: Nah, #2 baby!
Jill: Sweet! do ya wanna make some scat?

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