Covid-38

Covid-38 means getting diagnosed with the same disease twice (at this point the coronavirus) 19+19=38

Boyfriend: Bad news babe, I got diagnosed with coronavirus again

Girlfriend: Oh no, you're diagnosed with covid-38?

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38 hot

being pissed off, hot. i.e. Hot as a stolen 38

When Brad walked in on us, he was 38 hot.

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Covid-38

The next 19 pounds you gain after the second wave of Covid-19 hits.

I should've worn a mask, practiced social distancing, and maybe walked around the block once or twice a day. Now, instead of just having Covid-19, I have the Covid-38.

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38 dexterity

The dexterity required for a male or female to engage in oral masturbation .

person 1-"Man, that dude is agile!"

person 2-" i bet he has 38 dexterity!"

45 38

A fine ass girl or a hot chick.

Man, check out that 45 38.

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Rule 38

Rule 38 is a prison offence in which someone is masturbating in public.

He got locked up because he kept doing a rule 38 in front of the female prison guard.

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7:38

The time you tell people when they ask you what time they should show up to an event. Use this when you don’t care when the heck people arrive at something. Or just to be a dick.

“Hey man! When should I come to the party?”
“7:38”
“Really?”
“Bro, I don’t care. Just show up.”

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