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A normal day when nothing special will happen.
I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.
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The day Ravitar the Great donned the cap and gown, emerging from the hallowed halls of academia armed with an English major, it's a day to savour, an ode to her Highness's literary prowess. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare!
Upon September 5, 2023, mark thy calendars, for it shall be a day of mirth and wisdom, the grandest ode to the art of English!
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have to say yes to rafael when he ask you to hoco
Rafael: do you wanna go to hoco it’s september 5
Girl: yes ofc
National kiss M day, kissma guy who’s name starts with M!
Man: Hey, it’s september 5th, kiss me!
Woman: Okay
When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝
On September 5th I got sloppy toppy
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National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))
*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5
Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay