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A normal day when nothing special will happen.
I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.
The day Ravitar the Great donned the cap and gown, emerging from the hallowed halls of academia armed with an English major, it's a day to savour, an ode to her Highness's literary prowess. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare!
Upon September 5, 2023, mark thy calendars, for it shall be a day of mirth and wisdom, the grandest ode to the art of English!
Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay
The people with the best hair are born on September 5
“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”
have to say yes to rafael when he ask you to hoco
Rafael: do you wanna go to hoco it’s september 5
Girl: yes ofc
National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.
“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”
National kiss M day, kissma guy who’s name starts with M!
Man: Hey, it’s september 5th, kiss me!
Woman: Okay