96

Divorce

Man: Hey wife how about we 69 today.
Wife: No John i want a 96.
Man: What is a 96?
Wife: A divorce?

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96

When you get a four day break (military esp) from work.

Private Joe had a 96, so he went to Oceanside and banged some blond chick for four days straight and came back with chlamydia, so Doc had to fix him.

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96

An amish sexual position

person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use

Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.

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96

96 is similar to the 69 however, the woman will be in a Crab position instead of lying normaly.

96 Allows better deepthroat

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96

A 69 for older partners when they dont even look at each other in bed.

Tim: "Dude i just walked into my grandparents bedroom. It looks like they really hate each other."

Bob: "I saw that on urban dictionary. Its called a 96!"

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96%

noun - on the metalhammer forum, one who is lacking in IQ (not all there) especially ____5.

Possessed2: as far as i am concerned just because some one is born in a country does not give them the foocking rights of that country he gave them up when he killed someone now foock off
SmartarsePoster:Oh gods, just when I didn't think it was possible for you to paint more of a moronic picture of yourself.
More chlorine in the gene pool please!

96%

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96

the male lies down on his back and the woman sits on his face, leans back, and gives oral sex while having her butt hole eaten out

Perrin: Hey Chloe, wana 96?
Chloe: Sure, i love my ass being eaten out!

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