huevos splash

Aftershave for your testicles after you shave them. coined by Pablo Francisco.

Being a male dancer is hard , so thats why I use Huevos Splash. "Huevos Splash you sexy Mother Fucker"

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mis huevos

literally:my eggs; euphemism for "my balls", meant as a cry of disbelief. Mis Huesos is can also be used. Just like "my Ass" is used in english.

mike:"Tengo mil dolares"
Ike: "Mis huevos"

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estos huevos

Mexican version of deez nuts

How bout you suck on estos huevos

Huevo head

A huevo head in Mexico doesn’t mean anything, it just means your a fucking idiot

Bob:Hey I just finished microwaving my salad

Joe: you what?

Bob: microwaved my salad?

Joe: you fucking huevo head

Calienta Huevos

1.
South American Colombian Spanish word for 'cockteaser',
Calientapolla is a Mexican or from Spain.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

Straight Spanish Translation means... A female chicken that seats all day to heat eggs, but does no more.
Female Sexual Teaser,

As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

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huevos splash

An aftershave for the man who shaves his pubic area.

"Being a male dancer sure is hard, especially when you gotta shave your huevos. That's why I use huevos splash."

Adios Huevos

When you either intentionally or accidentally insert your ballz into your anus.

Paul was really stressed out from work, so when he got home, his wife made him adios huevos.

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