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The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.
"Mom, I'm pregnant!"
"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**
"...Happy April Fool's Day..."
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To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.
"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"
"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."
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The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.
Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!
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Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.
Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day
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day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00
putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks
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This prank occurs on April Fool's day. It involves attempting to play a prank on someone, backing down and telling them that you are joking, and then doing the prank anyways. In essence, one commits two pranks in one swift motion, simliar to a boomarang or maybe a pulley of some sort.
You go up to someone, for instance, on a balconey or some higherlevel building, and say "I'm going to push you off the balconey," then, "Hahah, just kidding, April Fool's" but you push them off the balconey anyways.
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