Random
Source Code
Random
the unit of measurement for manliness
Vin Diesel is 3 weet-bix more than steven seagal. sylvester stallone is about 28 weet-bix while mike tyson is at 36 weet-bix
7👍 7👎
Cheez Bix, often mistaken for Weeta Bix, is a delicate confectionery, enjoyed by the upper class societies of Somalia. It originates from unknown colloquial vocabularies and is said to be made of a mixture of milk, age, and plenty of yeast cells. Due to the curious combination of ingredients used in its creation, it is often found with wrinkles, bones, and fungi that are capable of inducing cardiac arrest within ten minutes of ingestion. Some say that the aroma of Cheez Bix is enough to induce a coma.
Cheez Bix is often referred to as Jizz Bix, Cheez Bitch, or, less commonly, Jizz Bitch, although these, "Nicknames," are usually jests and should be corrected during all occasions.
Other uses include:
-verb
1) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause death through heart attack or eternal rest.
2) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to obliterate resistance in a battle front through the use of simple methods of assault.
3) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause worry and concern amongst people who have never heard of Cheez Bix.
-noun
1) A state of, "Cheez Bix," is used to describe a coma or eternal rest caused by the smelling or ingestion of Cheez Bix.
Geoff: I think this guy just had a Cheez Bix
Bobulus: What do you mean?!
Geoff: He either smelt or ingested a rare form of confectionery that is only found in Somalia.
4👍 4👎
The best gf ever I love them so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍she is so hot 🥵 I love her
Bix..25 is so hot I love them and she is gorgeous
1👍 1👎
Bix Nood.
-A particularly quotable, notably outstanding example of white power propaganda manifested in complete and utter irony.
-Probably sourced from the website resist.com and originally printed in who gives a rats arse.
-A source of infinite intentional or unintentional humour.
mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
204👍 1223👎
Yes another fail of a 4chan meme.
Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
241👍 2054👎
Joke1: What did the Aussie kid who always says 'Never eat soggy Weet-bix' say when his Weet-bix got soggy bc he had it with milk like every other normal person?
Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?
Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?
Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?
Weet-bix joke answers:
Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.
Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.
Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.
Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.
Refers to a scenario that often happens in the sport of boxing, where a promoter sets up a fight with an "A side fighter", meaning the guy who is supposed to win, and the "B side fighter", who is has an exceptionally slim chance of winning, and is just there to be a human punching bag.
It's not that the fight is fixed exactly, but due to the low probability of the B side guy actually pulling off an upset, for all effective purposes, that's what you get. A bixed fight.
Gem Mil: "Hey Jaron Ennis is fighting David Avanesyan for the IBF title tonight"
Matt: "looks like Vegas odds give Avanesyan a 2% chance of winning"
Gem Mil: "Ohyeah. Definitely a bixed fight for sure. I'm not shelling out for the PPV, no doubt"