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a show where people really need to fart but have to go away because its so bad it will break everything and will smell bad
a: hey where are you going?
b: im breaking bad
a: oh fuck
similar to "crack wise" from an earlier era, except that where one who cracks wise is at most sarcastic and disrespectful (and may be just funnin' in genuine good humor), one who breaks bad has escalated to being combative, belligerent, or threatening; while not excluded, there need be no humor, attempted humor, or affected humor involved when a person breaks bad, again by contrast to cracking wise.
"Joe was talking shit to Ted, and it actually was kinda funny, but then Ted broke bad and started gettin' up in Joe's face. For a little bit, I thought they were maybe going to really mix it up."
"Don't break bad with me, motherfucker."
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To completely dominate or humiliate through sheer superiority
Mike had to shut up otherwise I would completely break bad on him again and send him to the hospital
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To break the previous level of bad. For a situation that has already hit the fan but still maneges to get much more worse.
Tom: Did you hear what ryan did?
Louis: No,what?
Tom: He had a warrent out for unpaid parking tickets,and,originally, he would have just gotten house arrest and probation.
Louis: Man thats bad
Tom: It gets worst; the cops turned over his car and found weed, coke, and a hand grenade!Motherfucker's gonna get 5 to 10 now!
Louis: 5 too 10! Thats worse then bad,Thats breaking bad!
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a very good show about a guy who has resorted to cooking meth to pay for his cancer and the rest of his family's life i like it but he has a weird ass family an ugly wife who he use to bone every other episode a kid who unfortunately has cerebral palsy his wife's sister is just fucking weird and his brother in law is a member of the dea but otherwise it is a great show
did you see that episode of breaking bad?
ya it was good
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The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.
Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'
Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"
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- The best episode of Breaking Bad ever seen. Correction : the best piece of a TV Show ever designed in the known universe. And beyond.
- Has the ability to make you stuck to your screen so intensively that if you need a piss or a poo, you just do it on yourself because you don't wanna miss Walter White's next move towards Gus.
- When it's ended, makes you scream as a demonic posessed person : "OH MY GOD, IT'S SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!"
- Oh, man, I just watched Breaking Bad 4x13 episode last night...
- So ?
- OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!
- Ok.
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