c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

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A B C B

When you do things for someone, not just so you can get laid, Above and beyond the call of booty.b

Girlfriend: Hey,my Semi-boyfriend just took me out to the movies,and knew I was going home right afterward without him. Girlfriend#2:WOW, that was so A B C B!

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O. C. B.

Obvious cock bulge

Look at the O. C. B. on that guy.

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C B S

Cock Block Syndrome IE: CBS

Johnny definetely has C B S, he has cock blocked me 42 times in the past 4 months.

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C&B Torture

The process of when a man undergoes extreme pain upon his cock and balls; usually includes squeezing, jerking uncomfortably fast, and punching

C&B torture made it so that he can't have kids.

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C B S

College Bull Shit -or- Canadian broadcast system

teacher is just feeding you some C B S.
canadians run XXX movies all nite on C B S.
check C B S (crack dude) Columbian Brown Salesman..
Girl has C B S ! (Crab Butt Shit) man don't do it.
Navy guy is C B S ! ( Crazy Bastard Seaman )

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p. c. b.

stands for poop cock bitch;known as the curtis park anthem

p.c.b. you got shit on your lips

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