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verb. - the act of furiously blowing into a NES, SNES or N64 console or game cartridge in an effort remove dust and make the game start properly. Can also be abreviated as NCPR (Nintendo CardioPulmonary Resuscitation).
Dude 1: "Oh no! Super Smash Bros. doesn't work any more!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry - you can save it. Just give it some Nintendo CPR."
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An effective method for the revival of persons rendered semi/unconscious by excessive consumption of carbonated alcoholic beverages such as beer; Performed by swift, repeated compressions to their bloated abdomen; It is often followed immediately by profuse vomiting and feelings of betrayal.
The only way to get that drunk fuck off my couch was a viscous round of stomach CPR. He puked all over himself and hasn't come back since.
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When two people press their buttholes together and then one person farts.
"Ayo! I ate chili cheese fries today so you know this butt cpr is about to get real!"
The act of flatulating into anothers' ass while the unsuspecting prey is urinating or distracted in some other manner and facing away.
Hey Jack! I totally just gave Scott Outback CPR!! He didnt even see it coming.
When lying back to back next to someone, farting so that you discharge your fart, right into that person's anus.
She thought he was passed out drunk, so she gave him Mississippi CPR. He then fell out of bed and threw up.
The technique of manual resuscitation of the vagina or penis. This can be achieved via insertion, or rubbing of aforementioned areas with hands, palms, and/ or fingers. Successful resuscitation is accomplished when the penis is erect or the vagina is wet.
It's been so long since I've had sex, I needed some pelvic CPR before I could get it in.
When a man is passed out, a woman must put her vagina, covering the man's mouth, and she must queef into his mouth and save him.
Woman: how did I do giving you the dirty CPR?
Man: bitch what the fuck compelled you to do such a thing?
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