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Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!
What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.
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People or families who build their entire lives around their dogs; their entire existence involves talking about, entertaining and pampering their dogs.
I've got to hurry up and get back inside because my neighbor is canine crazy. Every time I see her, all she does is talk about her two poodles. dog crazy, dog nuts, pet mania, animal lovers
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Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....
Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead
heh
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Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.
My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days
a sexy ass bitch with a great ass and big titties. Don't get on her bad side or she will flip.
"damn marianna canine is so fine"
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The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity
I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.
a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.
Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.