canoeing

Placing the scrotum and testicals if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. If done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. Simular to motor boating a woman's breast or dragon boating another man's anus.

Hey babe, wanna go canoeing this weekend?

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canoeing

The act of paddling a canoe.

I went canoeing with Anne on the Juniper Spring River run in Ocala National Forest, and we had a great time. Many of the people in front of us did not know how to canoe and would go from bank to bank, and then flip their canoes. The alligators love it when the little pink paddlers float right up to them.

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canoeing

While perfoming anal sex rather than shooting your load, you urinate in the persons bunghole.

I was having anal sex with her and I decided to canoe her instead.

I hate that guy for canoeing me!

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canoe

(verb) when a cig, joint or blunt burns further up one side than the other

Hey Jessie...this joint is canoeing fix it for me!

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canoe

Another name for the game more commonly known as flippy cup. Used primarily in Chicago.

We kicked their butts at canoe.

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No canoe

Someone who never leaves a tip. (Because canoes have been known to tip.)

Noun

Hey everybody, cough up an extra dollar for the waitress…Jim’s no canoe.

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Canoed

Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.

"Ian, you've been canoed!"

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