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when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her and she farts it out all over
Crazy Kate carted all over Beggs
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A school in Clovis, CA www.cart.org
I hate going to CART the teachers suck hairy balls
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a cart is created by holding a cat towards ones backside and farting onto it. the cart can then be passed on to an unsuspecting victim. phrase is derived from the mixture of cat/fart.
Joe, why dont you call your cat in by you, its bothering me... little does he know its a cart!
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A fart that is cowardly overdubbed with a loud staged cough to avoid embarrassment in polite company.
Charlie: Yes ma'am. *CART!*
The Queen: Oh you poor boy, you should really get something for that chest.
Charlie: Yes ma'am.
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A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.
Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.
Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.
Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"
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