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A gang for small pp’s and small pp’s only.
That guy over there has a small d**k because he is ceiling gang.
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When you sniff so much cocaine throughout the night and you finally go home to try and sleep but end up staring at the ceiling until early hours in the morning on ceiling duty.
Had such a good night last night out with the boys but once I got home in bed I spent the rest of the night on ceiling duty.
An emotional state of depression where the individual feels as if they have reached their absolute pinnacle and that the remaining portion of their life will be spent in decline.
She just lays under a blvck ceiling for hours listening to witch house and daydreaming the vanity of her inevitable demise.
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A debt limit which is set by Congress and determines the absolute amount of federal debt the United States can hold.
The US Governments borrowing limit.
US stocks are sinking under the weight of the debt ceiling so it was necessary for Congress to vote to raise it, no matter what the consequences.
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1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.
2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that
A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.
I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.
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Those round half sphere lights you have on your ceiling with the little tip in the centre which kind of makes it look like a titty
Person one: it's dark in here
Person two: hold up, let me turn on the ceiling titty
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