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english word for laila
Significado:
La hermosa.
Origen:
Árabe.
Atributos personales:
Callada, tranquila, hace las cosas siempre con calma.
Amor:
Realista, no le pide a su pareja más de lo que puede ofrecer.
look at Delilah shes so beautiful, calm, doesnt ask for what she cant get, shes perfect.
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A radio show with extremely sappy music and an overly dramatic host with callers that have watched way to many hallmark movies. It also happens to be broadcasted only a few miles from were I live. HELP ME!!!
Delilah:Brandine from arkansas tell us what makes you HAPPY or SAD!?!
Brandine:Well I just found out who my baby's baby daddy is,Cletus you got a daughter!!I'm so glad I Got a grandbaby
before I geted any older than 30!! I thank Jesus every day for giving me these children,ITS JUST A MIRACLE!!!
Delilah:Camilla from NYC what makes you happy or sad!?!
Camilla:Well I'm sad because I met this guy but it turns out
he's from oklahoma and I dont what anything to do with people who aren't as good as us new yorkers.Its Like Romeo and Juliet!
Me:UUGGHHH Shoot me now!(smashes in stereo)
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That one person that you instantly had a crush with the first time you meet them but it turns out they already had a partner so you just ended up heartbroken and wrote a song about imagining what it would be like if you and them had a relationship together.
" Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?" says Tom to Delilah
She is the most loving person in the world she will be there when you need her Some people even say that when you are sad and even if you dont treat her with respect she will still try to help you
Guy 1:i got hurt real bad and gets who help Delilah
Guy 2: but dont you treat her bad
After the song “Hey There Delilah” by the Plain White T’s.
A person you are in a long distance relationship with, or someone you love but cannot see.
“Are you and Kate still together? Even though she lives in Florida?”
“Yeah man, she’s my Delilah.”
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A white iPhone, known for her delays in sending texts causing a late reply and tremendous confusion. A homewrecker, friendship destroyer, slow, drugged phone who's wild and autocorrects your normal words into the weirdest trash. Although you hate her, you love her. She's your everything.
"I hate everything"
"That's not nice..."
"Except you"
"Took ya long enough"
"Sorry Delilah sent it late"
Or
"So I got a new vagina today"
"What¿?"
"Vacation*"
"Wtf"
"Va backup*"
"Ummm?"
"Vaccum!!! Dammit Delilah!"
"Delilah is high"
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1) An entity not of this world, makes an occasional appearance at big events such as birthdays, housewarming parties and weddings. Complete and utter madness usually ensues upon it's arrival such as stripping and tackling. Similar to a praying mantis in that it will fuck a man and then rip it's head off. Is usually seen stumbling through banquet halls or leaving bars or parties throughout Chicago, its suburbs and many other metropolitan areas with shoes in hand and a pout on its face, mean mugging your ass if you call it by name. Do not approach it, do not attempt to negotiate with it, but most of all do NOT try to reason with it because you will most certainly not win. Also, it's tongue will most likely at some point end up trying to ease its way down your throat, and if you resist, it will tackle you. If you are in it's presence... please do not use flash photography. The second it sees the flash and knows it is being watched, it becomes violent.
Gina: "Why does my head hurt??"
Steph: "You encountered Delilah last night."
Erin: "What did I do last night??"
Mala: "Delilah made an appearance...."
Erin: "Fuck, I better call and apologize to people."
Cindy: "What was up with Erin at my wedding??"
Sarah: "That wasn't Erin, that was Delilah...."
Eddie: "What is Erin doing in this picture?? Why is she all pouty??"
Sap: "OMG, you captured Delilah in the wild!!!!"
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