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The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)
Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
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Masturbating so hard you cum everywhere leading into a giant disaster situation
guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
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Masturbating in the middle of a natural or man-made disaster.
I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
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When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.
Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
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When a colossal disaster strikes, and you use it as an excuse to flex on social media.
It's so sad how the Cathedral of Notre Dame is burning down; here's a photo of me in Paris last month
Stop with the disasterbation.
making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually
the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure