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Face Dozing

What a dog (generally a Shih-Tzu) will do after eating or drinking. It involves them putting their face on a carpet and pushing themselves forward with their back feet at the same time. May be a way for them to clean themselves up.

My dog just ate a big meal and now he's face dozing across the living room floor.

by PhantomLover007 November 8, 2011

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do-si-doze

Refers to where one or both slow-dance partners nod off and gradually sink to the floor in a drowsy heap, for one of three reasons:
(1) The music is so relaxing that it puts the dancer(s) to sleep
(2) The partner's company/closeness is super-reassuring and satisfying, and so the limp-legged person experiences a similar "contented nap" reaction that he'd get from a slumber hug
(3) One or both partners have had a long/stressful day (which is probably what had originally prompted them to come to the dance-floor to "unwind" in the first place), and so they feel too exhausted to dance --- or maybe even stand up --- anymore.

Buxom cutie: I dunno what it is with me --- every mushy-hearted guy I dance with goes into a total do-si-doze whenever he rests his head on my ample chest... I guess I should be flattered that I'm so soothingly pleasing to the guys, but it just feels kinda weird to have my dance-partner fall asleep halfway though every pairing.

by QuacksO February 18, 2017


yolk doze bunz

Yolk doze bunz : :to egg ones bread in preparation for the process of creating french toast, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

"yo guy! yolk doze bunz fur mah french toast!"

by Jessica and Alastair. January 11, 2006

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Dozing Dermot

An act by which you engage in masturbation while in close proximity of two copulating acquaintances.

John and Shelly were giving it socks on the couch last night. They thought I was asleep but I actually had a sneaky 'Dozing Dermot'.

by Heffaroony June 30, 2011

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Bro Dozing

Intense anal sex between two Bros.

Erika: Did you hear about Sam the red and Dick-shirt John Bro Dozing in the shoe parking lot?

Amy: What is wrong with them?

by TOTEMIR August 22, 2022


Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesnโ€™t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: Iโ€™m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

by TOTEMIR August 26, 2022


Doze glare

When you been grinding so hard you see the tiredness in one eyes but serious at the same time. Almost as if you been to hell and back

Youngin: โ€˜Damn did you see Marley, he been workin for ages I see the weight in his eyes
Youngin 2: โ€˜yeah brah, he been given everyone the doze glare fooโ€™

by $waeviiThaVincii January 26, 2021