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A term used to describe when someone passes out because of reasons other than alcohol consumption; used when one does not want to seem like a panzie and use the word faint but at the same time be clear in conveying that they passed out without being trashed.
Enrique: Hey dude, what happened to you last night? I called you to come party with us. You wouldn't ditch your buds and go party with someone else I hope.
Dude: Naw man, Ive been sick and I fainted out, I think I should go to the doc or something.
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A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.
A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."
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The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.
Whitney Houston jacuzzi fainted
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Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.
"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"
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An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
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Used to describe someone who is unable to read Strong Bad e-mail.
The server crashed, so we're all faint of butt.
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i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.
I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.