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A person who you are certain is gay but has a spouse.
"Christopher Lowell, the king of drapes, has a wife?! He's a total fauxmosexual."
See also, Clay Aiken, Richard Simmons
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Synonym of, more acurrate term to describe "Metrosexual"
Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.
Often assumed to be gay, or high-maintenance
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Someone faking their sexuality, to further their personal interests.
That fauxmosexual is always fucking women, that start off assuming he is gay. He's a slippery character.
noun: one who wears a hairstyle which poorly imitates a Mohawk without shaving the head, but successfully indicates ones status as a white trash dick head.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.
derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.
There goes Shane again, sporting his crap surf wear, board shorts, and of course, his XXXX(Queensland beer) tattoo, what a fauxmosexual!
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a comment or allusion that at first appears to be sexual (particularly homosexual), although was not.
a: dude, why are you putting on flavored chapstick?
b: to remind me how wonderful women taste.
a: haha, alright, that is totally fauxmosexual.
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