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When people discriminate against others who want to enjoy the same things as them, and usually gatekeepers use the dumbest reasons as excuses. Only justified when it's against Tiktok because 1. - Tiktok as a whole is ruining our youth and is useless to humanity, and 2. - it's not even a cause worth defending. Other than those instances, gate keeping is trash.
Gatekeeping sucks, don't do it.
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The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.
Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.
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Female appendages that forestall, deter, or prevent procreative sex.
Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
horny? you'll encounter Gatekeepers before you can orgasm
Gatekeepers are contraceptive
I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome
As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.
She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.
Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.
Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her
The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers
Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.
If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.
When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.
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When a woman(usually fat) falsely protects her freinds(usually hot) from hooking up with guys in clubs due to her large arse uglyness and lack of self esteem.
(in club)
Knock out Ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?
gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd's in physics.
Alice- Yes i do...
Gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)
Knock out Ned- fukin Gatekeeper
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Gatekeeping is a way of protecting cool things (like certain music, style, hobby...) used by the OGs.We protect these things from posers/trend followers/normies so they dont become mainstream.If you get mad at people who gatekeep you are one of those 3 things(poser/trend follower/normie).If you support it and use it you are probably an OG/real fan.
Mia:hey i was bullying you for being emo in middle school but now i like that style and im a goth.
Lela:no you are not a real goth you are just following trends and you will hop on the next trend when this ends so might as well stop embarrassing yourself and embarrassing all the real goths.
Mia:noo but i found myself this is what i like
Lela: no you didnt you was an egirl a month ago and a vsco girl 5 months ago that is not how this works
Mia:its the gatekeeping for me🧚 ♀️
Lela:shut the f up
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A gatekeeper is a distinctly solid turd at the beginning of a pooing session, which immediately precludes a bout of explosive diarrhea. So named for the fact that this solid turd holds back the gates of ass vomit.
John: "Dude, I thought I was constipated last night, but it turns out it was just a gatekeeper and I think I broke my toilet."
Nathan: "That's what you get for drinking all that malt liquor!"
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After visiting someone you leave with their gate and keep it for yourself.
I am a big fan of gatekeeping , i visited my mom a while back and took her wooden gate.
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