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The idiotic way of trying to write Jeff. Geoff is not pronounced 'Jeff' its pronounced 'G-off'
"Do you see that idiot over their"
"Whats his name"
"Geoff"
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Pronounced: GEE-OFF
The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.
It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.
If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.
If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton
WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
Ryan: "last night I was able to jerk off beside my dad without him noticing
Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"
Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating
Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
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"to geoff it" : to hint at a perverted version of anything.
you just geoffed it.
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the most amazing guy in the entire world. he has my heart =
geoff is the best =
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a horny crazed man...looking for moms...has a gigantic head...and his code word is sweden
geoff
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verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'
damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,
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(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.
Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.
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