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The time of the year when you pass out candy to fat children.
If they're not fat they will be next year!
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A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
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"I saw 'Halloween' when I was a kid. Scared the piss outta' me, man."
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the one day dick cheney doesn't have to wear a costume and can just walk around in his natural state, as the devil
dick cheney, impersinating the devil 364 days a year, thankfully he gets to roam the earth in with his natural apperance as the antichrist on halloween
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Celebrated on October 31, it is a night were 9&+ year olds dress slutty, wear a bunch of their moms makeup, talk to strangers, and get away with it. It was originally a religious holiday, but like other wholesome things, America turned it into a sleez fest.
Kathy: "Jenny's costume was soo slutty this year!"
Joe: "Well Kathy, it is Halloween."
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halloween
A holiday where little kids dress up as a cowboy, or a fairy princess to get free candy. When you get older, you dress up as a sexy________ and get old guys hard and get away with it (the rest of the 364 days you dressed up liked that your mother would yell at you) If your 21+ you get wasted and wrap trees with paper towels
For halloween I'm going to dress up as a sexy bunny then go to old man jenkins house then drink vodka and cause a scene
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That one time of year when everybody thinks everyone in their neighborhood suddenly turns into a child poisoning psychopath.
October 30: "Oh howdy, neighbor! Can't wait for Halloween tomorrow. It's going to be a fun night. Make sure to bring plenty of candy for the kids."
October 31: "Check all the candy! The next door neighbor might have put drugs in it! We can't trust any of these people that we've lived next door to for years!"
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