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When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used
to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.
<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?
<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!
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Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.
Damn baby, if I wanted a handjob, I'd do it myself! Get down on that shit!
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A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.
She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
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A sexual act that a female/male/anyone can commit. It feels very pleasurable if you do it right. It usually involves someone using their hand to stroke their lover's penis to arouse them. To start at the shaft and work your way up and down. Ya know? Good. Goes along with a blowjob sometimes too. Really revs people's engines! Like so. 👇🏻
"Maggie gave me a handjob last night. It was a total shock but I enjoyed it! She really knows how to utilize her hand. "
"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."
" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."
"Okay??"
"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."
"......"
"......"
"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"
I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.
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The least satisfying sexual activity possible, on both ends.
1. "Ugh... I hate giving my boyfriend handjobs. They're tedious, they take forever, and I never know what to do with the rest of my body during it. It just feels so... obligatory..."
2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."
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When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
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Is female hand that up and down on man's penis
hetero handjob is erotic act that give pure pleasure!!
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