Harpooning

The act of impaling ones Sexual organ into a prospective partner of an overly plump nature.

Sex with a fat bird.

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harpooning

When you are having a night out and out of all the fish in the sea, you end up with a whale.

Friend1: So are you going to put on your beer goggles and go harpooning for the whales like last time?
Friend2: Fuck you..

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Harpoons

What you man when whales (land and sea) approach.

ZOMG look at that bitch waddling over to us! Where are teh harpoons, man them!

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Harpooning

It's when you go out to the bars with the intent to bring home a women that resembles a whale. Usually you are in a drunk state of mind or you might just be into big women. In any case get out that harpoon and nab yourself a fatty.

Tonight is going to be a great night I'm going harpooning downtown.

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Harpoonable

someone who is overly sexy

a desired fat boy

Sally: dont you think ellen is harpoonable?
Rod: yeah, I'd harpoon that..

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Harpooning

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While doing some Whale Watching and harpooning at the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

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