honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

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honking

anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)

He blew a honking booger out his nose.

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Honking

Something that smells very bad, to the point your struggling to breath it in. Or makes you recoil in some way.

Bill: dude have you been in the new multi story carpark?

Ben: yeah, the stairwell is already honking of piss

Or,

The builders have been ripping the ceilings down in that room, so don’t go in there yet without a respirator on, there’s dust everywhere, it’s honking.

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Honk Honk

Unexpectantly grabbing a guys crotch (honk! honk!) to see if you could work with his package.

OR

Giving a guy an ego booster by grabbing his crotch (honk! honk!)unexpectantly.

I thought that guy was hot so I gave him a Honk Honk to see what he has going on.

OR

That poor guy looked lonely over there so I gave him a Honk Honk to make his night.

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honking

Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.

That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!

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honk

The sound you should make when you squeeze one or both of a chick's breasts, preferably while in public.

"Hey baby, come here for a second... honk!"

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Honk

Money (particularly cash)

I was out last night, I spent a lot of honk.

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