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When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.
"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
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A person in need of cash. They will deliberately chuck themselves in front of vehicles just to get compensation. They will use some of their money from the insurance company to pay the health bills to recover, and then the rest is pure profit.
I think I hit an insurance fraud, 'cus he chucked himself in front of an 18 wheeler and a bike before he stumbled over to me...
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Porn Insurance are features that help hide evidence of looking at pornography. Places such as Google Chrome have many features like this such as deleting your history at the click of a button, incognito tabs, and various other things. Porn insurance may seem like useless features to normal people, and a safety button for vigorous fappers.
Guy1: My mom came into my room while I was looking at porn.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
Turns out that warehouse that burned down last night was half empty. Looks like an insurance job.
When you fill your car with people, so if gets gapped in a race, you can blame the extra weight being your disadvantage. The insurance being you may win, but if you lose you can blame something other than your car or driving
“Aaron always has gap insurance because he knows his car is slow”
You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.
...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...
*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
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a service or product you never use, but are constantly paying for
Cory said he's paying 90 bucks a month for cable and he never watches it. I wonder if he also has volcano insurance.
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