no sir

the phrase responded when someone attempts to hit your testicles and fails to do so. generally pronounced in a hispanic accent.

ball-hitter "BALLZZ, DAMN I MISSED"
person whose balls were to be hit "no siir"

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Sir

A derogatory and insulting term used to demean transwomen and female law enforcement primarily. Or any woman in an authoritative position.

He called that transwoman “sir”, just to hate on her.

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Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian

Sir Ian Mckellen’s process for acting.

Wizard you shall not pass, cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.

Sir

A cigarette. (sometimes spelled Cir) I have heard this in various locations in the Midwest, I don't know how far it reaches.

"Cam I bum a sir?"
"Where are my sirs at?"
"Sirs all around!" (this phrase is proclaimed when one person hands all present a sir out of their pack...or occasionally just during a sir break)

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Sir

A pronoun used to designate a paedophile.

Sir Jimmy Saville

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Sir, yes, Sir!

Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer.

Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer. “Sir, yes, Sir!” (me as I’m saluting)

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sir-rejection

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

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