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A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
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to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation
dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here
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Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
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People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
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A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.
I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.
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1st use:Used when someone gives you the middle finger.
2nd use: Used when someone denies you something, such as a job, a bite of their yummy sandwich, sex, etc..
1st use:
(Person 1) gives person 2 the finger.
(Person 2) STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND ROTATE...BITCH!!!!
2nd use:
(Person 1) Escuse me sir, may I please have a small bite of your yummy sandwich?
(Person 2) No, buy your own lunch you bloody fool.
(Person 1) Well in that case, you can can take your rancid sandwich and stick up your ass and rotate!!!!
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person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner
oh now i found my ipod
to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner
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