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jake is that one guy who enters every group chat and somehow makes the conversation be all about him; some people love him some people hate him, but you know he loves any attention he can get
he may seem cold and mean on the outside but really he's just a softie with a kind heart (yeah u are shush)
he also probably has a weird thing for lions idk
but u should probably just stan him, #stanjake has a nice ring to it ig
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I have a big dick and an emotional support animal named Paul.
Source: My name is Jake
Me: My name is Jake and my dick is big.
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(being) a jake means being genuinely nice to other people
'i love him, he's such a jake'
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A very handsome, strong, horny dude. He carries a huge sword between them thick thighs of his.
“Bro you see that next to his legs” “ yeah that’s Jake didn’t you know”
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The man with the biggest penis on the planet
Jake has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen
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