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A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo
Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP
A professional at dog mimicry with all the potential pitfalls that entails: tripping over her own leash, overstuffing herself on Kibbles and bits, and getting her head rolled up in car windows.
If you weren’t such a Cackie Jambo, maybe you wouldn’t have gotten your head stuck in the toilet seat when you were drinking from the bowl!
it means to have been jumping from Gay to straight in a desperate bid to actually get settled down with someone who thinks their pretty but really they look as nice as a bowl of porridge covered in horse turd
"God MJ is such a jambo sexual he can't even get a horse"
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A Plane that attracts asexual people by the noises that the engines make.
"The noises of Jambo jets is almost orgasmic"
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"Legal mambo-jambo" is the name given to all the ridiculous and/or unnecesary but legally required terms and conditions in contracts, whose pourpose is for the part A to avoid resposibilities in case of (im-)probable situations that could be related to or affect the issue of agreement. However, it is more likely seen as content in the contract just to harass the signer.
1. When the window of "terms and conditions" of an internet page pops-up, I go straight to the "I agree" button. It's not like it matters, no one reads it any way:\ it is just legal mambo-jambo.
2. A disclaimer is mostly pure legal mambo-jambo
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The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.
"is that jess the Jambo singer?!?! "
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A boy from Scotland who goes to India to learn how to answer a phone, Then eats curry every day and doesn't stop talking about it
That jaymie that works at prudential is such a jambo dango curry wango he needs to stop eating curry
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