jonesy

Someone who likes to cut others grass

"Cant beleive that cunt pulled a jonesy on me and fucked my mrs"

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jonesy special

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

jonesy

The great God of Gt. Yarmouth College studying HND Computing. \0/

A very awsome d00d.

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Jonesy Knockers

Referred to in certain places in England as a form of genital warts.

"Dude i can't believe you've got Jonesy Knockers, thats disgusting."

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Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

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jonesy wash

A rub down wash. Used as an alternative to a bath or shower.

I haven't got time to have a bath, I'll just have a "jonesy wash"

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Slobber Jonesy

Another term that describes getting head, a blow-job, brain, etc.

"I went by shorty crib last night, she hit me with the crazy slobber jonesy!"

Slobber - the oral component
Jonesy (Jonesing - talking)

Combine the two words it means talk to my dick.

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