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Cute amazing guy loves sports every sport he plays he is flawless at he is partially a nerd but is a great guy to hang out with gives you a great laugh every second you are around him.
"Jack Kelso is so amazing and so sexy"
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Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.
I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!
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Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
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Everyone hits kelso one time with an egg or with something bigger
I hate kelso so I poor cement on his house hit kelso day
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A stupid noob in a dress retard bounty hunter that lived in the forest and killed me and my friends and stole our money to buy ammo for his gun in graal.
Every time he kills you he shoots you in the groin, so when you are resurrected in the hospital, it looks like you pissed your pants.
He uses a trainer to walk over walls, and because of this he is sent to the jailhouse allmost every hour.
He is a fucking lame noob that sucks dick.
Wild bill fucking pked me ten times in a row infront of the hospital.
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To fall off a water tower, just like Michael Kelso from That 70s Show.
Eric: Anybody want to go Kelsoing after school?
Steven: Nah bro I’m hanging out with Kitty later.
Whenever you friend cheats on or has thoughts of cheating on his girl this word is used to put them in there place and or mock them at the same time
Joseph joestar and main example Michael kelso are 2 particular clueless cinnamon roll like people who can be taken advantage of easily when aroused or in the right sinarrio than can cause then to stray from there beloveds
Case in point whenever your clueless friend is lost in a sea of hot wamens its up to you (the one man thot patrol) to save them by stopping them or saying stop Kelsoing around so they don't disgrace their queen
In any case before or after Kelsoing is what you call out to you friend once he's has cheated or thinking of cheating on his girl with some fresh thot
Joseph: sees Mariah thotly posing
Kujo: stop Kelsoing about! Your married to Suzi Q!
Joseph: BUT SHE THICC!
Kujo: NO KELSOING MAN!
Hyde: "Laughs hysterically"