Kong

A big ape-like, furry, lurching charachter. This thing can be found in any Corrugated I.T. setting. At first it seems threatening, but once you get to know it, under lies a cute and cuddly loveable charachter.

I was working in my office when I spotted a Kong on the plant floor. At first I felt threatened, but once I got to know it, I really liked it!

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konge

A lamer.

You fucking lamer!
Your mum is lame!

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to hong kong

Korean saying for making someone climax during oral sex. Like Americans say "I'm gonna rock your world", Koreans use "I'll take you to Hong Kong".

Yoongi: Whether it be men or women, my flexible tongue movements will send them to Hong Kong with my raps.

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Funky Kong

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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King Kong

(Verb)

To King Kong a joint (also known as Konging) is to smoke the whole joint down to the roach in one enthusiastic sitting. Usually you King Kong a joint with several of your closest friends.

Jack: Hey Callen should we smoke a joint tonight?
Callen: Only if we King Kong it.

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Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

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Hong Kong

A place used to be a great economic center with great people and great food is about to disappear because the Chinese government is wrongfully taking control over the place.--A mainlander

Glad I was able to visit Hong Kong before its fall.

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